Scene 2 of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  The Monty Python crew mock the plague, which was prevalent during the Dark Ages, and which spread all over the country like errrr...the plague.  Cart Guy: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead!  monty python holy grail 012 dead collector [cough cough...] [clang] [...cough cough] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! Ninepence.  [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out... [rewr!] ...your dead! [rewr!] [clang] Bring out your dead! Customer: Here's one. Cart Guy: Ninepence. Dying Man: I'm not dead! Cart Guy: What?  Customer: Nothing. Here's your ninepence. Dying Man: I'm not dead! Cart Guy: 'Ere. He says he's not dead! Customer: Yes, he is. Dying Man: I'm not! Cart Guy: He isn't? Customer: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill. Dying Man: I'm getting better! Customer: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment. Cart Guy: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. Dying Man: I don't want to go on the cart! Customer: Oh, don't be such a baby. Cart Guy: I can't take him. Dying Man: I feel fine! Customer: Well, do us a favour. Cart Guy: I can't. Customer: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. Cart Guy: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Customer: Well, when's your next round? Cart Guy: Thursday. Dying Man: I think I'll go for a walk. Customer: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do? Dying Man: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy. [whop] Customer: Ah, thanks very much. Cart Guy: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Customer: Right. All right. [howl] [clop clop clop]  Customer:Who's that, then? Cart Guy: I dunno. Must be a king. Customer: Why? Cart Guy: He hasn't got shit all over him. |
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